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The Bird is the Word

Christopher Null — Fri, 27 Aug 2010 02:28:23 +0000

Spotted in Glen Park right outside my window… can anyone ID what kind of bird this is? A hawk of some kind from the looks of it.

Finger Jerky, Perhaps?

Christopher Null — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:21:09 +0000

You know after you remove a Band-Aid that’s gotten soaking wet: That white, wrinkly, squishy look that your skin gets where it’s been covered up? They need a really good name for that.

Wash Your Hands

Christopher Null — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:03:51 +0000

It’s gonna get dirty out there.

We have a bleak window of maybe 10 years, where we are going to have to use the antibiotics we have very wisely, but also grapple with the reality that we have nothing to treat these infections with.

Best Laid Plans…

Christopher Null — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 01:30:50 +0000

Thought I’d spend a few minutes adding a plug-in to Drinkhacker.

2 1/2 hours later, it’s added… and the whole site is redesigned. Jesus!

About That Clerk Position…

Christopher Null — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:17:57 +0000

I have a soft spot for this spam/virus I just received. In fact, I love it.

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Ill

Christopher Null — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:09:57 +0000

Taking my first sick day in months… can’t remember the last time, actually. It’s amazing how being ill can totally derail all your plans, make everything suddenly take a back seat to your recovery, and delay everything you have going on. And at the same it can be liberating: No one expects you to get anything done when you can barely get out of bed.

Like John Waters’ Moustache

Christopher Null — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 17:04:20 +0000

Can someone explain to me why some otherwise attractive women pluck their eyebrows down to pencil-thin lines? It is the scariest thing on earth.

Perhaps This Is Why My Drain Is Slow

Christopher Null — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:18:25 +0000

Plumber: “How did the water drain before?”

Me: “…”

Can. Not. Wait.

Christopher Null — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 20:30:55 +0000

Did You Know?

Christopher Null — Fri, 28 May 2010 03:51:31 +0000

Did you know?*

> Wolverine died.

> Cars are faster than bikes.

> If a car hit us: No car.

> I can do a handstand on a chair.

> Justin Bieber is a teenager.

*Facts courtesy of my four-year-old son as related during a single 15-minute car ride.