chrisnull.com » paranoia http://www.chrisnull.com Christopher Null, writer Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:17:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 About That Clerk Position… http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/07/12/about-that-clerk-position/ http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/07/12/about-that-clerk-position/#comments Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:17:57 +0000 Christopher Null http://www.chrisnull.com/?p=2301 I have a soft spot for this spam/virus I just received. In fact, I love it.

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Plumber: “How did the water drain before?”

Me: “…”

]]> http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/06/10/perhaps-this-is-why-my-drain-is-slow/feed/ 0 It’s Like Skype But With Typing? http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/04/26/its-like-skype-but-with-typing/ http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/04/26/its-like-skype-but-with-typing/#comments Tue, 27 Apr 2010 05:17:40 +0000 Christopher Null http://www.chrisnull.com/?p=2264 My 7-year-old attempts to explain what email is to my 4-year-old:

“It’s like texting with a computer.”

The scary thing is that the 4-year-old understood.

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Things got so weird I was woken up and told that I was having a crazy dream, then went back to sleep.

But that was part of the dream, too.

The hitman/hotel story continued where it left off.

Still not sure if I’m up.

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My blog should be reappearing there shortly… when I have an ETA on that I’ll post it here.

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A man thought by doctors to be in a vegetative state for 23 years was actually conscious the whole time, it was revealed last night.

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