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“The first thing they told me was, ‘Leave your cats and get out.’”

Christopher Null — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:52:49 +0000

In a story full of great quotes, that was perhaps the greatest.

The Supermarket’s Scourge Against Tall People

Christopher Null — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 23:14:21 +0000

But What Are They Looking At?

Christopher Null — Fri, 07 Oct 2011 15:11:17 +0000

I couldn’t imagine better “scared face” pictures… the Fear Factory must be doing something right. Wooooo — Halloween!

Ildren-Chay

Christopher Null — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 04:38:20 +0000

In a bit of a pickle as to how to surreptitiously communicate with other grown-ups in the presence of children, now that my daughter is old enough to figure out things that I spell aloud instead of say. Pig Latin seems useless.

I’m Never Clicking on Anything Again

Christopher Null — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 01:00:40 +0000

Yesterday I fell prey to my first phishing attack in years. I caught it a minute after I clicked the link and provided my Twitter account info, but the damage was already done. It took nearly an hour to change all the relevant passwords. Had it been a more “secure” password that got compromised it would have been an all-weekend experience. Joy.

Reminder to self and everyone else: No matter who sends you the email, even if it’s your best friend in the world, and no matter how funny they say you looked in “this photo,” do not click the link!

The Rumor Mill

Christopher Null — Fri, 24 Jun 2011 15:40:38 +0000

Four years on, iPhone rumormongering is still big business. Isn’t anyone tired of this yet?

Municipal Serendipity

Christopher Null — Mon, 02 May 2011 20:25:39 +0000

Apparently from Glen Park Festival

It’s Funny Because It’s True

Christopher Null — Mon, 02 May 2011 05:11:33 +0000

My Daughter Speaks the Truth

Christopher Null — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 05:10:03 +0000

click for the big version…

I’m Talking Mangos

Christopher Null — Wed, 01 Dec 2010 23:41:38 +0000

Can someone explain to me where the produce that those guys sell on the side of the road actually comes from? And how come there seems to be so much of it?