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		<title>Ill</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/07/09/ill/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:09:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taking my first sick day in months&#8230; can&#8217;t remember the last time, actually. It&#8217;s amazing how being ill can totally derail all your plans, make everything suddenly take a back seat to your recovery, and delay everything you have going on. And at the same it can be liberating: No one expects you to get [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Taking my first sick day in months&#8230; can&#8217;t remember the last time, actually. It&#8217;s amazing how being ill can totally derail all your plans, make everything suddenly take a back seat to your recovery, and delay everything you have going on. And at the same it can be liberating: No one expects you to get anything done when you can barely get out of bed.</p>
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		<title>Perhaps This Is Why My Drain Is Slow</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/06/10/perhaps-this-is-why-my-drain-is-slow/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:18:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plumber: &#8220;How did the water drain before?&#8221; Me: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>Plumber: &#8220;How did the water drain before?&#8221;</p>
<p>Me: &#8220;&#8230;&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Planes, Trains, and Vaporettos</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/05/24/planes-trains-and-vaporettos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 14:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[delusions of grandeur]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just back from 8 glorious days in Italy&#8230; jet lagged like nobody&#8217;s business, but replete&#8230; Thinking about all the forms of travel required to get from here to Florence, around Tuscany, to Venice, back to Florence, and back to San Francisco. Looks a bit like this (not including copious amounts of time spent on foot): [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just back from 8 glorious days in Italy&#8230; jet lagged like nobody&#8217;s business, but <em>replete</em>&#8230;</p>
<p>Thinking about all the forms of travel required to get from here to Florence, around Tuscany, to Venice, back to Florence, and back to San Francisco. Looks a bit like this (not including copious amounts of time spent on foot):</p>
<p>taxi, plane, bus, plane, taxi, taxi, car (rental), car (friend), car (rental), taxi, train, boat(s), train, taxi, plane, taxi</p>
<p>All that&#8217;s missing is the rickshaw!</p>
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		<title>Sometimes Sleeping Is Hard</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/04/26/sometimes-sleeping-is-hard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[delusions of grandeur]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had insane dreams last night. People (even some dead ones) from the distant past playing major roles. Espionage and hitmen after me, holed up in a hotel room. My kids were overgrown to 5&#8217;6&#8243; tall (but still 4-7 years old). Things got so weird I was woken up and told that I was having a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Had insane dreams last night. People (even some dead ones) from the distant past playing major roles. Espionage and hitmen after me, holed up in a hotel room. My kids were overgrown to 5&#8217;6&#8243; tall (but still 4-7 years old).</p>
<p>Things got so weird I was woken up and told that I was having a crazy dream, then went back to sleep.</p>
<p>But that was part of the dream, too.</p>
<p>The hitman/hotel story continued where it left off.</p>
<p>Still not sure if I&#8217;m up.</p>
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		<title>It Was Only a Matter of Time&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/01/04/it-was-only-a-matter-of-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/01/04/it-was-only-a-matter-of-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Jan 2010 05:36:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[delusions of grandeur]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m surprised it took so long&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m surprised it took so long&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/obvious.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2208" title="obvious" src="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/obvious.jpg" alt="" width="587" height="220" /></a></p>
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		<title>Like Getting Hit in the Face</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2009/12/25/like-getting-hit-in-the-face/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisnull.com/2009/12/25/like-getting-hit-in-the-face/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Dec 2009 21:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I can&#8217;t stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth. It reminds me of that country and western music, which I cannot abide.&#8221; - one genius line of many from In the Loop]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;I can&#8217;t stand to see a woman bleed from the mouth. It reminds me of that country and western music, which I cannot abide.&#8221;</p>
<p>- one genius line of many from <a href="http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/reviews/In-the-Loop"><em>In the Loop</em></a></p>
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		<title>Baby, It&#8217;s Cold Outside</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2009/12/02/baby-its-cold-outside/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisnull.com/2009/12/02/baby-its-cold-outside/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Dec 2009 19:16:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hypochondria]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[If this isn&#8217;t Snuggie weather I don&#8217;t know what is.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If this isn&#8217;t Snuggie weather I don&#8217;t know what is.</p>
<p><object classid="clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000" width="480" height="385" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="src" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5-q4kZDIfk0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" /><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="480" height="385" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5-q4kZDIfk0&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true"></embed></object></p>
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		<title>Darkness Imprisoning Me</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2009/11/22/darkness-imprisoning-me/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Nov 2009 06:40:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hypochondria]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, I&#8217;ve seen this movie. A man thought by doctors to be in a vegetative state for 23 years was actually conscious the whole time, it was revealed last night.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, <a href="http://www.filmcritic.com/misc/emporium.nsf/reviews/Johnny-Got-His-Gun">I&#8217;ve seen this movie</a>.</p>
<blockquote><p><a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1230092/Patient-trapped-23-year-coma-conscious-along.html">A man thought by doctors to be in a vegetative state for 23 years was actually conscious the whole time, it was revealed last night. </a></p></blockquote>
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		<title>Im Hurt</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2009/11/21/im-hurt/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisnull.com/2009/11/21/im-hurt/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Nov 2009 01:05:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hypochondria]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.chrisnull.com/?p=2169</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s funny because it&#8217;s true.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/elmhurst-trauma-584.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2171" title="elmhurst-trauma-584" src="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/elmhurst-trauma-584.jpg" alt="elmhurst-trauma-584" width="524" height="308" /></a></p>
<p>It&#8217;s funny <a href="http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/20/neon-elmhurst-hospital-sign-burns-out-appropriately?icid=mainwelcomedl5link4http://www.asylum.com/2009/11/20/neon-elmhurst-hospital-sign-burns-out-appropriately">because it&#8217;s true</a>.</p>
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		<title>Be Mad</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2009/11/03/be-mad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[hypochondria]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s healthy! An Australian psychology expert who has been studying emotions has found being grumpy makes us think more clearly. In contrast to those annoying happy types, miserable people are better at decision-making and less gullible, his experiments showed. While cheerfulness fosters creativity, gloominess breeds attentiveness and careful thinking, Professor Joe Forgas told Australian Science [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8339647.stm">It&#8217;s healthy</a>!</p>
<blockquote><p>An Australian psychology expert who has been studying emotions has found being grumpy makes us think more clearly.</p>
<p>In contrast to those annoying happy types, miserable people are better at decision-making and less gullible, his experiments showed.</p>
<p>While cheerfulness fosters creativity, gloominess breeds attentiveness and careful thinking, Professor Joe Forgas told Australian Science Magazine.</p></blockquote>
<p>(For all wondering, the comments on this piece are related to <a href="http://tech.yahoo.com/blogs/null/154280">this post</a>.)</p>
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