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The Supermarket’s Scourge Against Tall People

Christopher Null — Sun, 11 Dec 2011 23:14:21 +0000

This Is How Hoarders Get Their Start

Christopher Null — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 15:20:51 +0000

Yes, that’s a kids’ shampoo bottle.

Road Tripped

Christopher Null — Sun, 10 Jul 2011 15:38:48 +0000

After 850 miles on the road I can still feel the car moving. And hear all the bad radio.

Movie Truism

Christopher Null — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 18:23:22 +0000

If your character coughs even one time in a movie, you will die before the credits roll.

More Lactose Please

Christopher Null — Mon, 17 Jan 2011 21:31:37 +0000

Man was not made to consume this much cheese in this little time.

Finger Jerky, Perhaps?

Christopher Null — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:21:09 +0000

You know after you remove a Band-Aid that’s gotten soaking wet: That white, wrinkly, squishy look that your skin gets where it’s been covered up? They need a really good name for that.

Wash Your Hands

Christopher Null — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 01:03:51 +0000

It’s gonna get dirty out there.

We have a bleak window of maybe 10 years, where we are going to have to use the antibiotics we have very wisely, but also grapple with the reality that we have nothing to treat these infections with.

Ill

Christopher Null — Fri, 09 Jul 2010 20:09:57 +0000

Taking my first sick day in months… can’t remember the last time, actually. It’s amazing how being ill can totally derail all your plans, make everything suddenly take a back seat to your recovery, and delay everything you have going on. And at the same it can be liberating: No one expects you to get anything done when you can barely get out of bed.

Perhaps This Is Why My Drain Is Slow

Christopher Null — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 17:18:25 +0000

Plumber: “How did the water drain before?”

Me: “…”

Planes, Trains, and Vaporettos

Christopher Null — Mon, 24 May 2010 14:47:25 +0000

Just back from 8 glorious days in Italy… jet lagged like nobody’s business, but replete…

Thinking about all the forms of travel required to get from here to Florence, around Tuscany, to Venice, back to Florence, and back to San Francisco. Looks a bit like this (not including copious amounts of time spent on foot):

taxi, plane, bus, plane, taxi, taxi, car (rental), car (friend), car (rental), taxi, train, boat(s), train, taxi, plane, taxi

All that’s missing is the rickshaw!