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		<title>About That Clerk Position&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/07/12/about-that-clerk-position/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Jul 2010 19:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have a soft spot for this spam/virus I just received. In fact, I love it. &#8212;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I have a soft spot for this spam/virus I just received. In fact, I love it.</p>
<p>&#8212;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/david-ventre.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2302" title="david ventre" src="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/david-ventre.png" alt="" width="459" height="285" /></a></p>
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		<title>Can. Not. Wait.</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/06/08/can-not-wait/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 20:30:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<title>Did You Know?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/05/27/did-you-know/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 May 2010 03:51:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know?* &#62; Wolverine died. &#62; Cars are faster than bikes. &#62; If a car hit us: No car. &#62; I can do a handstand on a chair. &#62; Justin Bieber is a teenager. *Facts courtesy of my four-year-old son as related during a single 15-minute car ride.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Did you know?*</p>
<p>&gt; Wolverine died.</p>
<p>&gt; Cars are faster than bikes.</p>
<p>&gt; If a car hit us: No car.</p>
<p>&gt; I can do a handstand on a chair.</p>
<p>&gt; Justin Bieber is a teenager.</p>
<p><em>*Facts courtesy of my four-year-old son as related during a single 15-minute car ride.</em></p>
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		<title>Planes, Trains, and Vaporettos</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/05/24/planes-trains-and-vaporettos/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 14:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just back from 8 glorious days in Italy&#8230; jet lagged like nobody&#8217;s business, but replete&#8230; Thinking about all the forms of travel required to get from here to Florence, around Tuscany, to Venice, back to Florence, and back to San Francisco. Looks a bit like this (not including copious amounts of time spent on foot): [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just back from 8 glorious days in Italy&#8230; jet lagged like nobody&#8217;s business, but <em>replete</em>&#8230;</p>
<p>Thinking about all the forms of travel required to get from here to Florence, around Tuscany, to Venice, back to Florence, and back to San Francisco. Looks a bit like this (not including copious amounts of time spent on foot):</p>
<p>taxi, plane, bus, plane, taxi, taxi, car (rental), car (friend), car (rental), taxi, train, boat(s), train, taxi, plane, taxi</p>
<p>All that&#8217;s missing is the rickshaw!</p>
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		<title>Best Interview Ever</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/05/06/best-interview-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 07 May 2010 04:47:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Never before has one man (me) said so little about so much. On Garner Road interview]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Never before has one man (me) said so little about so much.</p>
<p><a href="http://garnerroad.com/2010/05/06/episode-8-film-tech-and-whisky/">On Garner Road interview</a></p>
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		<title>Sometimes Sleeping Is Hard</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/04/26/sometimes-sleeping-is-hard/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 16:23:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Had insane dreams last night. People (even some dead ones) from the distant past playing major roles. Espionage and hitmen after me, holed up in a hotel room. My kids were overgrown to 5&#8217;6&#8243; tall (but still 4-7 years old). Things got so weird I was woken up and told that I was having a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Had insane dreams last night. People (even some dead ones) from the distant past playing major roles. Espionage and hitmen after me, holed up in a hotel room. My kids were overgrown to 5&#8217;6&#8243; tall (but still 4-7 years old).</p>
<p>Things got so weird I was woken up and told that I was having a crazy dream, then went back to sleep.</p>
<p>But that was part of the dream, too.</p>
<p>The hitman/hotel story continued where it left off.</p>
<p>Still not sure if I&#8217;m up.</p>
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		<title>And My Yahoo! News RSS Feed&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/04/01/and-my-yahoo-news-rss-feed/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is here. http://rss.news.yahoo.com/rss/christophernull]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is here.</p>
<p><a href="http://rss.news.yahoo.com/rss/christophernull">http://rss.news.yahoo.com/rss/christophernull</a></p>
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		<title>Yahoo! News Tech Blog Now Live</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/03/22/yahoo-news-tech-blog-now-live/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Mar 2010 21:42:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My first post at Yahoo! News is now up for your reading pleasure: Google shuts off service in China: What does it mean for us? Find my daily musings in the blogroll here (still filed under &#8220;The Working Guy&#8220;).]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My first post at Yahoo! News is now up for your reading pleasure:</p>
<p><a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ytech_wguy/20100322/tc_ytech_wguy/ytech_wguy_tc1300">Google shuts off service in China: What does it mean for us?</a></p>
<p>Find my daily musings in the blogroll here (still filed under &#8220;<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/technology/the-working-guy">The Working Guy</a>&#8220;).</p>
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		<title>2010 Best Picture Oscar Nominees by Main Character&#8217;s Occupation</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/03/03/2010-best-picture-oscar-nominees-by-main-characters-occupation/</link>
		<comments>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/03/03/2010-best-picture-oscar-nominees-by-main-characters-occupation/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:52:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Want to make a hit movie? Here&#8217;s what your main character ought to do for a living&#8230; at least per 2010&#8242;s 10 Best Picture Oscar nominees*. * Presumes The Blind Side is actually about Michael Oher and not Leigh Anne Tuohy. If you disagree, adjust chart accordingly. For kicks, adding in the occupation of the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Want to make a hit movie? Here&#8217;s what your main character ought to do for a living&#8230; at least per <a href="http://oscar.go.com/nominations/nominees">2010&#8242;s 10 Best Picture Oscar nominees</a>*.</p>
<p>* Presumes <em>The Blind Side</em> is actually about Michael Oher and not Leigh Anne Tuohy. If you disagree, adjust chart accordingly.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oscar-2010-professions.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2236" title="oscar 2010 professions" src="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/oscar-2010-professions.jpg" alt="" width="514" height="407" /></a></p>
<p>For kicks, adding in the occupation of the 20 Best Actor/Actress and Supporting Actor/Actress nominees (includes some movies more than once).</p>
<p><a href="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2010-oscar-jobs-with-actors-and-actresses.jpg"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-2237" title="2010 oscar jobs with actors and actresses" src="http://www.chrisnull.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/2010-oscar-jobs-with-actors-and-actresses.jpg" alt="" width="525" height="385" /></a></p>
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		<title>How Much to Delete this Post?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisnull.com/2010/03/01/how-much-to-delete-this-post/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 20:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Christopher Null</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder if the critic got any of the $400,000? That&#8217;s like $1000 a word&#8230; nice! Last month, Variety panned a thriller called Iron Cross. But the review has been disappeared from Variety&#8216;s web site, which probably has something to do with the $400,000 Iron Cross&#8216; producers paid to Variety for an awards campaign.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if the critic got any of the <a href="http://defamer.gawker.com/5481280/variety-will-kill-a-bad-review-of-your-mediocre-movie-for-just-400000?skyline=true&amp;s=i">$400,000</a>? That&#8217;s like $1000 a word&#8230; nice!</p>
<blockquote><p>Last month, <em>Variety </em>panned a thriller called <em>Iron Cross</em>. But the review has been disappeared from <em>Variety</em>&#8216;s web site, which probably has something to do with the $400,000 <em>Iron Cross</em>&#8216; producers paid to <em>Variety </em>for an awards campaign.</p></blockquote>
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