June, 2010

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Like John Waters’ Moustache

Friday, June 18th, 2010

Can someone explain to me why some otherwise attractive women pluck their eyebrows down to pencil-thin lines? It is the scariest thing on earth.

Perhaps This Is Why My Drain Is Slow

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

Plumber: “How did the water drain before?”

Me: “…”

Can. Not. Wait.

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010