Scene: Kids watching TV in the morning via Tivo. Commercial comes on.
Me: “Fast-forward it.”
Child: “I wanna see this!”
Me: “It’s a commercial!”
Child: “But it’s cereal!”
Exeunt.
Scene: Kids watching TV in the morning via Tivo. Commercial comes on.
Me: “Fast-forward it.”
Child: “I wanna see this!”
Me: “It’s a commercial!”
Child: “But it’s cereal!”
Exeunt.
Whatever you do, don’t let yourself get signed up for any General Electric newsletter, or you’ll have to deal with this.
Time on the phone spent trying to close a checking account with a lingering, $0.16 balance: 9 minutes.
Implied wage: $1.06/hour.