July, 2009

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Surely They Make a Toilet-Shaped Piece

Monday, July 27th, 2009

Been waiting for this news all my life.

TOP Gear presenter James May is looking for volunteers to help him build a new house in Surrey – but one made entirely out of Lego bricks.

As part of his BBC series James May’s Toy Stories, he plans to build a two-storey house in the middle of Denbies Wine Estate in Dorking.

On Friday, more than three million Lego bricks were delivered to the vineyard in preparation for the task.

I’m Leaving Home Without It

Sunday, July 26th, 2009

My cell phone number: xxx-xxx-0033

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American Express’s new number they’re using (and which shows up on Caller ID) when they’re demanding their money from people: xxx-xxx-0333

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A dozen confused people who can’t make their credit card payments calling me at all hours every day… and probably assuming I’m trying to scam them somehow.

Big Brother Is Comin’

Tuesday, July 21st, 2009

And he’s comin’ on strong.

The Kool-Aid Is Served

Friday, July 17th, 2009

Final recording from Jonestown, November 18, 1978. 44 minutes of preaching and death. Yeesh.

Whoever Wins, We Lose

Wednesday, July 15th, 2009

Huxley vs. Orwell

In some ways, they were both right.

Coulda Been Somebody

Monday, July 13th, 2009

Not really sure why these guys wanted to interview me, but the whole thing turned out to be quite a bit of fun. Check it out, then go update my Wikipedia entry.

Seriously, Safeway?

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

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no toilet paper

On Conservation

Sunday, July 12th, 2009

Pundit Derrick Jensen says: Conservation, recycling, and personal green technologies are useless. Interesting and very sad piece on why, as a race, we’re pretty much doomed.

Favorite quotes:

“Even if every person in the United States did everything [An Inconvenient Truth] suggested, U.S. carbon emissions would fall by only 22 percent. Scientific consensus is that emissions must be reduced by at least 75 percent worldwide.”

“Collectively, municipal golf courses use as much water as municipal human beings.”

“Municipal waste accounts for only 3 percent of total waste production in the United States.”

Still, I guess change has to start somewhere… sigh.

Center of the Googleverse

Saturday, July 11th, 2009

Open up Google Maps. Zoom in all the way without moving the location/cursor.

The center of the Googleverse is Coffeyville Country Club in Kansas.

I Miss All the Good Stuff

Monday, July 6th, 2009

Keep on keepin’ it real, Houston!

Where Seinfeld Is Still in its First Season

Saturday, July 4th, 2009

Ever wonder what the aliens are watching on TV?