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2.27.2007  

Nuh uh.

A Hamburger Today: The FatKreme: Does It Predate the Luther Burger?

posted by Christopher Null | 10:53 AM
 

Never mind the provocative title, this first-person discussion of Ritalin's effects on the adult mind is fascinating.

Goober McGee: Marijuana More Ideal for ADD than Ritalin?

posted by Christopher Null | 8:23 AM


2.25.2007  

Love them Scientologists.

Learning to Evolve: Becoming a Scientologist | The Mac Weekly

posted by Christopher Null | 8:29 PM


2.23.2007  



Go Judy!

posted by Christopher Null | 4:28 PM


2.21.2007  

You paid attention during 97% of high school!

85-100% You must be an autodidact, because American high schools don't get scores that high! Good show, old chap!

Do you deserve your high school diploma?
Create a Quiz

posted by Christopher Null | 4:09 PM
 

If you (and by you, I mean ME) were too dumb to pass the Jeopardy! tryout test, maybe you'll have better luck with your 10- to 12-year-old child. Now I just need a pre-teen that I can force to study for hours on end so I can live vicariously through their intelligence and promptly abscond with the prize money. Oh wait, kids only win $10,000!? The teen tournament winner gets 75 large. Weak, Trebek!

This is JEOPARDY! - JEOPARDY! ONLINE CONTESTANT TEST

posted by Christopher Null | 12:19 PM


2.20.2007  

Just watch. Takes 15 seconds.

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posted by Christopher Null | 9:28 PM
 

Today I left my garage to find not one, but TWO cars double-parked and in my way. (Does that mean they were triple-parked?) Do I need one of those "I'll tow your car!" signs on my garage door? Society's at the end, people. The very end.

Useful: youparklikeanasshole

posted by Christopher Null | 4:59 PM


2.15.2007  

The title says it all...

Variety.com - Universal sets up Milli Vanilli film

Thanks to buddie Brian Lam for this horrifying tidbit.

posted by Christopher Null | 10:29 AM


2.13.2007  

To the kid who came in second on the Jeopardy! Teen Tournament today: Dude, you should not bet $1337 in Final Jeopardy! if there's no way for you to win the game. L4M3.

posted by Christopher Null | 8:16 PM


2.12.2007  

The Secret Life of Lobsters - The Lobster Blog: food and sex

Scroll down to see the most perversely grotesque picture you'll see all day: A complete lobster removed from its shell, intact. (And the machine that does it, which is bigger than a van.)

posted by Christopher Null | 2:40 PM


2.11.2007  

I feel like I have all kinds of great ideas while I'm drifting off to sleep or in the shower, then forget them if I don't write them down immediately. Cognitive enhancers that work, anyone?

posted by Christopher Null | 3:24 PM


2.08.2007  

When Four-Year-Olds Learn the Letter "U"

(read the third line, especially)

posted by Christopher Null | 11:04 AM


2.07.2007  

Sometimes I get odd emails...

Dear Christopher,

In honor of the upcoming Academy Awards, the National Rolling Association is asking film critics to name their favorite movie scene of rolling down a hill. For example, in 10, Dudley Moore hilariously rolls down a long, steep embankment.

On February 20th, this list will be posted on the National Rolling Association’s popular website, www.theroller.net, and sent to media outlets. Your submission will be acknowledged on our site and in all releases.

Founded in 1962 and again in 1977, The National Rolling Association is the governing organization of the extreme sport of rolling down a hill.

I look forward to your participation.

Sincerely,

Dr. Lyle Chicago, Director
National Rolling Association

Anyone got any good suggestions for Lyle?

posted by Christopher Null | 11:20 AM


2.05.2007  

This is just about the craziest thing I've ever read.

OK, today.

Space shuttle astronaut arrested at OIA on attempted kidnapping, battery charges - Orlando Sentinel : Space & Science Space shuttle astronaut arrested at OIA on attempted kidnapping, battery charges - Orlando Sentinel : Space & Science

posted by Christopher Null | 8:54 PM


2.02.2007  

Raves for Jack Falstaff, where I had lunch today. Not only did they serve a nice lunch (three courses for $20, all solid), but when they didn't have any quarters for change to feed the parking meter, the owner had staff fetch an electronic parking card... and the maitre'd actually go to my car and add enough time so we could finish our lunch! Impressive service, that's the kind of thing that could make me a regular.

posted by Christopher Null | 8:27 PM

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