Minimind: The worst threat to the U.S. government (and me): The Internet

This is precisely why my Facebook profile says “Politics: Apathetic.”

This is what it looks like the day after a power outage requires the local Safeway to get rid of all refrigerated and frozen foods.

This is what it looks like the day after a power outage requires the local Safeway to get rid of all refrigerated and frozen foods.

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Good god… it just keeps going and going and going…

Inconsequential, yet fun.

South Park Lady who cut the line at Dick’s – 8/27/07

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“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.”

FAIL.

Now that’s a celebration!

Walgreens celebrates Black History Month

Now that’s a celebration!

Walgreens celebrates Black History Month

There’s hope for me yet.

ESPN – 59-year-old makes Div. III college football team – College Football

How could you possibly choose?

I endorse Smokey’s dishes wholeheartedly.

Smokey Robinson Foods – Soulful and Delicious!

Etiquette-wise, what is the proper response when a balding woman with a bit of a beard tells you, “Nice hair.”?

(I ultimately went with “Really? Thank you.”)

MedlinePlus Medical Encyclopedia: Female pattern baldness

Amazing… For more than a decade I’ve been wondering about a song I heard in a Volkswagen commercial. (I didn’t realize how old it was, but it turns out it’s from 1996!)

Finally, I found a site that could help (courtesy a random Reddit comment). And there it is: “Hear” by Moonpools & Caterpillars (???!!!). Have a listen: sample

Thank you internet!

Music from TV Commercials

It’s funny because it’s true.

Preparation for parenthood…

OK, I just got a pollster call asking whether I’d vote for Nancy Pelosi of Cindy Sheehan in the next election. Seriously?

Cindy Sheehan – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

As a small publisher, it’s nice to see someone standing up against behavior like this… even if it is all the way in Australia.

The Sydney Morning Herald Blogs: Entertainment – A&R dumps books

How could I tell Barry Bonds hit home run #756? The sound of fireworks in San Francisco (the ball park is about 5 miles away) sounds like bombs going off.

ESPN: The Worldwide Leader In Sports

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Where are the Yahoo! Tech LEGO minifigs? Jealous…

Lego Mania : LEGO Blog : Funny and interesting things about LEGO

They weren’t kidding. They really do need an editor. Bad.

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