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11.27.2006  

Wait, where's Bigfoot, anyway?

The Top 50 Cryptids From Around The World

posted by Christopher Null | 9:25 PM


11.24.2006  

A strange, strange spam...

Subject: Poor work ethic

Give me one reason I shouldn't fire you? You 've been lazy, done crap all, and yes done nothing much of anything lately. Why do I keep you employeed here? Sometimes I wonder. You'd better change your attitude and get to work. Maybe it's your life outside of work, I am not sure, but smarten up. I suggest you start taking something to help you concentrate more and start eating right. I am telling everyone that is on the cutting board to start taking these supplements. I know these work because I have have used them on a few of the others over the past few years. Take them, they work. Otherwise you'd better focus a hell of alot more or you'll be looking for a new job fast. Get the the stuff from the website below. We'll subsidize your cost with a receipt. Yes I am giving you the stuff basically free when you buy it. If you don't send in a receipt to payroll in the next week then I will have my eye on your performance from now on. Take my advice & you'd better start doing things right.

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Holidays or not, You'd better start doing your job or you won't have one soon. Regards.

posted by Christopher Null | 4:49 PM


11.22.2006  

I consider it a bad sign when a stranger at a sandwich shop strikes up a conversation with you with the phrase, "I'm hyper, I'm disabled, and I'm on medication."

posted by Christopher Null | 1:16 PM


11.21.2006  

posted by Christopher Null | 9:08 PM


11.19.2006  

The Times liked my recent Wired piece...

From Obstacles to Breakthroughs - New York Times

posted by Christopher Null | 7:55 PM


11.17.2006  

PC World - The 13 Most Embarrassing Web Moments

One of the more entertaining things I've had the pleasure to write.

posted by Christopher Null | 12:13 PM


11.15.2006  

Zune #16 on Amazon, right below a battery charger and a GPS that's 63% off.

Amazon.com Bestsellers

posted by Christopher Null | 10:16 PM


11.12.2006  

I know this is a little late but... here's what we just found in my daughter's Halloween candy.

That's odd, is all I'm sayin'.

posted by Christopher Null | 9:30 PM


11.08.2006  

Oh man...

A teenage Ecuadorean construction worker has admitted killing Adrienne Shelly, an actor who made her mark in films by Hal Hartley, in an angry exchange over noisy building renovations.

Construction worker: I killed Adrienne Shelly | News | Guardian Unlimited Film

posted by Christopher Null | 4:41 PM


11.05.2006  

Today is my daughter's fourth birthday. Naturally there were presents, including this play food set -- I got her a set of Chinese food and sushi so she might someday learn to eat something "exotic." The foods were a hit, but it wasn't until I was cleaning up that I discovered this little bonus item we received: A used hairnet, obviously courtesy of one of 3-cents-an-hour foreign laborers who'd assembled the set in the box. (How do I know it was used? There was hair in it!)

Now I'm not squeamish about these kind of things and it's fortunate I found the item and not my daughter or my wife... but seriously, folks, a hairnet? Dude.

Thanks to Small World Living (aka Small World Toys) for going the extra mile with this Good Fortune Chinese food set! Yum yum dim sum.


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(Hairnet not included with all purchases! Sorry Tennessee!)

posted by Christopher Null | 8:59 AM


11.03.2006  

Another one of my favorite actors commits suicide. (Spalding Gray was the past one.) But Adrienne Shelly? I never would have thought she'd be the type to hang herself with a sheet. She also had a 3-year-old kid and a new movie coming out. I'm stunned. She'll be missed.



SignOnSanDiego.com > News > Features -- Actress Adrienne Shelly found dead in New York office at age 40

posted by Christopher Null | 9:31 PM

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