Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur.
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8.31.2005 That is a real spider eating a real frog. HUGE CAMEL SPIDER posted by Christopher Null | 6:04 PM 8.29.2005 Find the four leaf clovers. ??24 ????? ????? (I found one) posted by Christopher Null | 9:02 PM 8.28.2005 I'm interviewed in today's Salt Lake Tribune. All hail the Strib! Salt Lake Tribune - Movies - So you want to be a movie critic? New book tells you how posted by Christopher Null | 9:51 AM 8.27.2005 I've been rewatching Profit on DVD... man, this was a mean, nasty show -- one of the best. Cruelly cancelled after 4 episodes (and awful ratings), you can get the whole series -- including 4 never-aired eps -- on DVD. Definitely worth checking out, and I can't wait to get that last DVD! Amazon.com: Profit - The Complete Series (1996): Explore similar items posted by Christopher Null | 2:19 PM 8.26.2005 
Gasoline Price History posted by Christopher Null | 3:10 PM 8.25.2005 You don't have to be a massive film geeks to love this little video... but it helps. (Stars five famous voice-over guys largely known for their work in movie trailers. Dig it.) http://www.donlafontaineonline.com/video/5men.mov posted by Christopher Null | 9:20 AM 8.24.2005 Fly little birdy! Or not! Dead Bird Flies To Freedom - Funny Video - EXTREME Funny Pictures posted by Christopher Null | 8:25 PM Those darn kids... check out what life has always been like for the new college students of this fall. Beloit College Releases the Mindset List for the Class of 2009 posted by Christopher Null | 2:13 PM Anybody using this yet? Google Talk posted by Christopher Null | 10:05 AM 8.23.2005 I'm not sure what the source of this list really is, but I thought it was funny... (via the web) The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are this year's winners: 1. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realise it was your money to start with. 2. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly 3. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. 4. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid. 5. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period. 6. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. 7. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. 8. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. 9. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. 10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. 12. Decafalon (n.): The gruelling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you. 13. Glibido: All talk and no action. 14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. 15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web. 16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out. 17. Caterpallor (n.): The colour you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you're eating. And the pick of the literature: 18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole. posted by Christopher Null | 7:59 PM 8.22.2005  precious4 Originally uploaded by cnull. My (primitive, barely-there) flickr account can now be accessed to your right... posted by Christopher Null | 10:13 PMThis is a test post from  , a fancy photo sharing thing.
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8.20.2005 Burn, baby, burn! Games Handbook - Free online flash and addicting games posted by Christopher Null | 8:50 PM Parisian soudough -- you know, the red, white, and blue packaging -- is Audi 5000. SAN FRANCISCO / SOUR ENDING / Parisian bread becomes toast as label's owner closes bakery posted by Christopher Null | 1:19 PM 8.19.2005 
All about UBU. posted by Christopher Null | 2:40 PM 8.18.2005 Prediction: When gasoline hits $4/gallon, pricing at gas pumps will move to by-liter pricing, as it works in Europe. (Of course, it helps that they're on the metric system already.) For Americans, simply seeing $1 on those signs instead of $4 will be much more comforting, and will postpone the riots and revolution for a couple of years at least... posted by Christopher Null | 9:24 AM 8.17.2005 chrisnull.com - Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur. Google ad's contextually relevant ads for this site: - Personality Disorder info - Narcissistic Personality - Personality Assessment test - Info on Schizophrenia - Borderline Personality: Do You Have It? posted by Christopher Null | 7:46 PM 
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8.16.2005 I haven't posted much lately, so here's a short video of some dudes scaring the crap out of their mom. Mean. FAZED - Video Viewer posted by Christopher Null | 10:56 PM 8.13.2005 Curious... The Fascist Ideology of Star Trek: Militarism, Collectivism, & Atheism posted by Christopher Null | 5:37 PM 8.09.2005 Now that's love, people! Wife frees inmate husband, kills guard in Tenn. - Yahoo! News posted by Christopher Null | 6:46 PM 8.08.2005 "Google representatives have instituted a policy of not talking with CNET News.com reporters until July 2006 in response to privacy issues raised by a previous story." It's been bugging me for a week, but I KNEW something sounded strangely familiar about all this... Finally it hit me: The Google vs. Cnet backlash reminds me of Cnet's internal blocking of the website fuckedcompany.com in 2002 (basically it was a firewall filter so users couldn't browse there on the company-provided Internet connection). It all sounds uncannily similar: Fuckedcompany was posting slurs against Cnet employees (primarily senior management but apparently some lower-down folks as well), and some Cnet mucky muck decided Cnet staffers no longer needed to be subjected to such awfulness. Here's the memo No idea if fuckedcompany is still banned from Cnet, but I do remember that friends who worked at Cnet at the time expressed frustration about having to resort to dial-up every time they wanted to check the site for news. posted by Christopher Null | 7:47 PM 8.05.2005 Random thoughts from the G4 appearance: - Man it really fills up your day traveling from SF to LA and back - Man it's smoggy in LA - Man there's a lot of traffic in LA - G4 is quite a professional little outlet, despite the appearance of having no one working there over 25 - $5.75 for a bottle of beer is steep, even at an airport - That Hot Karl is a pretty happenin' little musical group - I think this was the first time I've ever been picked up at the airport by a guy in a suit holding a sign with my name on it ("C. NULL") -- You've made it, baby! G4 - Attack of the Show - FilmCritic.com, Blogging Landmark #2, Hot Karl posted by Christopher Null | 9:44 PM Kismet -- I drove by this very Carl's Jr. today. Strip club stirs outrage with less-than-subtle sign posted by Christopher Null | 9:37 PM 8.04.2005 The Daily Show tackles Scientology. When can we expect the lawsuits? Comedy Central - Media Player posted by Christopher Null | 11:10 AM 8.02.2005 What do you make of it? The Barton Entity posted by Christopher Null | 7:56 PM |
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