Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur.
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10.29.2004 what an anecdote... I need some advice on what could be a life changing decision. I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been having an affair. The usual signs. Phone rings, I answer, someone hangs up. She started going out 'with the girls' a lot recently although when I ask which girls it is always "Just some friends from work, you don't know them". I always look out for her taxi coming home but she always walks down the drive although I can hear a car setting off. As if she has got out of the car round the corner. Why? Is it not a taxi? I once picked her mobile up just to see what time it was and she went beserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth but last night she went out again and I decided to check on her. I decided I was going to hide behind my car which would give me a view of the whole street so I could see which car she gets out of. It was whilst crouched behind my car that I noticed rust around my rear wheel arch. Should I take it into a body repair shop or should I buy some stuff from the local auto shop and try to repair it myself? posted by Christopher Null | 7:47 PM Love the Lynndie! 2004's Scariest Halloween Costumes posted by Christopher Null | 9:14 AM 10.28.2004 See if you can find Hitler! Alexanderbands Find Hitler posted by Christopher Null | 7:18 PM 10.27.2004 This is the **fictional** story, told solely through **pictures**, of a young boy, who on one bright Sunday before the war In case future searchers are wondering, the famous "blink" in La Jetee can be found at 18 minutes, 40 seconds into the film. Hope that helps. posted by Christopher Null | 10:48 PM 10.26.2004 The stuff I get... From: Holly@DerriereTheBook.com [mailto:Holly_DerriereTheBook.com@mail.vresp.com] Sent: Tuesday, October 26, 2004 3:51 PM To: cnull@futurenetworkusa.com Subject: New Poll Puts Bush Number One When Asked Whose Butt Would You Most Like to Kick? FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Contact: Jane Blume Holly Brunhart (585) 746-3325 intrigued@derrierethebook.com New Poll Puts Bush Number One When Asked , "Whose Butt Would You Most Like to Kick?" Survey results to be used for new book in reverence to the human buttocks October 22, 2004 – Americans may be divided in their views on domestic policy, the war in Iraq and terrorism, but according to results of a new poll released today, there is widespread agreement about whose butt we’d most like to kick. In an open-ended question asking, "Whose Butt Would You Most Like to Kick?," 62 percent of those responding answered George W. Bush. No one else came close. Rounding out the list are Vice President Dick Cheney and Tony Blair (each with 6 percent) and Saddam Hussein, Al Franken, George Bush Sr., and Jennifer Lopez (each with 3 percent). The survey, conducted to collect data and identify trends for the upcoming Derriere the Book, is uncovering some "tell tail" intelligence about our derrieres and the derrieres of those we know, love or love to hate. A refreshing and candid tribute to the human buttocks, this rear guard look at the gluteus maximus – due out in 2005 – is for anyone who’s worried that theirs just doesn’t measure up. As the "bottom line on butts," Derriere the Book will feature interviews, photos, historical references, cultural influences and other butt-related intelligence. To participate in the survey or contribute, visit http://r.vresp.com/?DerriereTheBook/b3bf74e152/244392/8b47bda107/35fbf80. ABOUT THE AUTHORS Subjected to years of "Bubble Butt" name calling from friends and family alike, Jane Blume only recently discovered a healthy appreciation for her superior posterior. Now a self proclaimed expert on the derriere, she hopes to help others find new respect for this much misrepresented and maligned muscle by publishing the long overdue Derriere the Book. After listening to her German parents describe her young butt with the Spanish adjectives "muy gordo," it was plain that "MOOOey" was universally understood. Years later and therapy sessions poorer, Holly Brunhart no longer hopes to be called Tiny Tush. She joins Blume to put a new spin on the old phrase, "Size Matters." # # # posted by Christopher Null | 3:56 PM 10.25.2004 This is why I don't like to travel much. Stranger moves in, redecorates while woman's on vacation posted by Christopher Null | 2:47 PM 10.24.2004 If you missed this, you really missed something... AngryCountry.com - News and Views: Saturday Night... Live? posted by Christopher Null | 11:55 AM So I woke up this morning and the cable box had set itself back an hour automatically. Could I have had the date for the return to standard time wrong? As everyone knows -- going back to PST is my favorite day of the year. I furiously reset every clock in the bedroom back an hour... and then went into the living room to check the computer. Daylight Saving Time is NOT over! WTF!? How could the cable company -- whose whole living is predicated on a SCHEDULE -- have fucked up the date of the switch!? Then I remembered: It's the cable company. So now my dilemma is: Do I set the clocks forward an hour or do I just live with it like this for a week? posted by Christopher Null | 9:14 AM 10.23.2004 Which lamer are you? The Wave Magazine - The Bay Area's Best Entertainment Magazine... Ever. posted by Christopher Null | 9:26 PM Damn game. Road Blocks posted by Christopher Null | 8:33 AM 10.22.2004 This will fuck you up. zoomquilt.nikkki.net posted by Christopher Null | 7:43 PM 10.21.2004 border="0" alt="You are .gif Sometimes you are animated, but usually you just sit there and look pretty."> Which File Extension are You? posted by Christopher Null | 8:17 PM 10.20.2004 Ever wonder why cabbies are nuts? Yahoo! News - Record $360,000 Paid to Buy New York Taxi posted by Christopher Null | 8:53 PM 
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10.18.2004 received over the transom.... god help us... Dear Mr. Null, The purpose of this email is to serve as a press release for the newly emergent religion of Matrixism. This religion is based on the motion picture trilogy "The Matrix" but actually has a history that goes back nearly one hundred years. To learn more about Matrixism please visit its web site at http://www.geocities.com/matrixism2069 . Our web site can also be accessed via matrixism.org or matrixism.com. Please pass this information on to any reporters or staff who may be interested. If you have any questions regarding Matrixism we will be glad to answer them. Thank you. Sincerely, Wendy X Acting Secretary of Matrixism posted by Christopher Null | 10:17 PM 10.15.2004 God I love it when people totally snap. UL professor banned after bizarre rant posted by Christopher Null | 9:37 AM 10.14.2004 
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Don't vomit! posted by Christopher Null | 2:56 PM 10.13.2004 Nifty statistics site -- updates in real time based on your computer's clock. Change the year, see what's going on in 2050. Worldometers.info ::.:..: :. ::.: posted by Christopher Null | 8:12 PM Further proof why: - "public art projects" are a bad idea - the East Bay is a bad idea - you should always work with someone local AP Wire | 10/08/2004 | Misspelled library art do-over a no go posted by Christopher Null | 1:42 PM 10.12.2004 What??? (it's a game, click start) Hebergement web, nom de domaine, heberger son site web, serveur d'hebergement posted by Christopher Null | 8:31 PM I'm considering placing a bet: By 2010, Ben Affleck will begin making Direct-to-DVD movies. Long Bets posted by Christopher Null | 6:59 PM 10.11.2004 We should Warp Factor Nine Shatner off to a different galaxy! Shatner Kirks up film con posted by Christopher Null | 9:30 AM 10.08.2004 SOOOO creepy. BBC NEWS | Technology | Virtual gamers reveal themselves posted by Christopher Null | 4:54 PM 10.06.2004 testing testing... something is messed up posted by Christopher Null | 3:05 PM I wanna live with common people WILLIAM SHATNER HAS BEEN posted by Christopher Null | 12:56 PM 10.04.2004 Gotta try the 1-900-FUK-MEUP The Webtender: Top 100 requested drinks posted by Christopher Null | 8:56 AM 10.03.2004 What I said! QSR Magazine | Drive-Thru Time Study posted by Christopher Null | 1:45 PM 
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10.01.2004 Amy Fisher: Pulitzer? Yahoo! News - 'Long Island Lolita' Becomes Long Island Liebling? posted by Christopher Null | 3:18 PM |
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