Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur.
|
|
| chrisnull.com Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur. |
|
|
7.31.2004 PEOPLE OF THE BAY AREA! The bridge tolls (non-Golden Gate) are now $3, not $2. They have been for weeks. So when you approach the Bay Bridge, you need three pictures of George Washington instead of two! If you aren't ready, you keep those of us that either know the new rate or use EZ-Pass idling in your traffic for an extra half hour, even on Saturday night. Let's all get with the program! posted by Christopher Null | 11:05 PM Five coulda-been-great films that never made it... and BTW if anyone knows of a source for The Day the Clown Cried, let me know. Guardian Unlimited Film | Features | The ones that got away posted by Christopher Null | 8:20 AM 7.30.2004 I was expecting Mr Burns... You are Dr Hibbert 
The Simpsons Personality Test posted by Christopher Null | 8:44 PM 
Meet the new Batmobile... BATMAN BEGINS posted by Christopher Null | 11:14 AM Just came across this site. It's oddly out of date, but it provides an interesting (if incomplete) graph of how filmcritic.com ratings break down. Sort of. Here's the actual breakdown of all reviews currently on the site: 5 stars: 123 4.5 stars: 229 4 stars: 667 3.5 stars: 748 3 stars: 814 2.5 stars: 587 2 stars: 690 1.5 stars: 379 1 star: 233 I have always noted the odd lack of 2.5 star reviews which blow the bell curve a bit... Reviewgraph - filmcritic.com posted by Christopher Null | 11:12 AM 7.28.2004 When children vomit, tragedy strikes. En route to day care with cranky kid in the back seat... I hear her stop crying for one second... gulp, gulp... looks like she's choking... emergency stop... reach back to try to help and... glug, glug... puke, everywhere... even into the seatbelt mechanism... oh this is foul... call the wife... gonna need a hand on this one... she's not answering... get the kid home... hose her down... change her clothes... finally sanity returns... a few hours later, the wife comes home for her kid shift... I'm off to work... can't find my cell phone, but no matter... start to thinking about it 10 hours later... wait a sec, where IS that phone?... oh shit... I put it on the roof of the car earlier today... and forgot about it when I went to work... you can see the marks in the dust where it rattled around a bit before falling off... but where did it fall?... not in the street... no one's answering it... of course, if it got run over, that's not going to help much... nice work, Null... so hey, if you find my bronze Nextel phone in San Francisco, drop me a line, ok? posted by Christopher Null | 10:05 PM Definitely worth taking this quiz... can you spot the phishing e-mails vs. the real ones? phishing test posted by Christopher Null | 3:30 PM 
posted by Christopher Null |
11:45 AM
posted by Christopher Null |
8:50 AM
7.26.2004 More reason to avoid the dentist. If you don't read one story today, DON'T READ THIS ONE. TheKSBWChannel.com - News - Dentist Allegedly Injected Semen Into Patients' Mouths posted by Christopher Null | 6:51 PM 7.25.2004 Last night's disturbing dream: David Letterman was a pregnant vampire, and I was going on his show to announce that my new computer company had just overtaken Dell. Er, OK. posted by Christopher Null | 9:13 AM 7.23.2004 Who wouldn't want their own "First Mucoid Plaque" for $90? Mucoid posted by Christopher Null | 10:43 PM 7.22.2004 Badass. castlevania posted by Christopher Null | 9:38 PM 
posted by Christopher Null |
11:56 AM
7.21.2004 Separated at Birth #6 (?) 
Mobile PC Managing Editor Steve King 
Perfect Strangers' "Cousin Larry" -- aka Mark Linn-Baker posted by Christopher Null | 9:00 AM 7.17.2004 Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the terminal... Terror in the Skies, Again? - WomensWallStreet posted by Christopher Null | 11:11 PM 7.16.2004 You’re Mary-Kate! Which Olsen Are You Like? on MSN KidZ posted by Christopher Null | 6:48 PM What, Country Club doesn't rank? The Worst Beers In The World | RateBeer.com posted by Christopher Null | 6:41 PM 7.14.2004 It sound like bad idea, but it good idea! The Onion | Why No One Want Make Hulk 2? posted by Christopher Null | 2:49 PM 7.13.2004 What's in my Netflix queue? Swimming to Cambodia One Eyed Jacks Woman in the Dunes Cannibal! The Musical Foxy BrownRAction & Adventure Manufacturing Consent: Noam Chomsky In Cold Blood Hopscotch Dead or Alive Final A Nightmare on Elm Street 3 posted by Christopher Null | 10:10 PM Freaky 3-year-old blonde kid to me: "I like it when the babies cry." This disturbed me greatly. posted by Christopher Null | 6:40 PM It is said there is a secret level... Phone posted by Christopher Null | 4:30 PM 7.12.2004 Further proof that American TV is total shit. Telegraph | News | So you think Big Brother has become too explicit... posted by Christopher Null | 9:49 AM 7.11.2004 Good advice if you ever find your TiVo myseriously acting up. In this case, it was a computer's IR port trying to make sweet love with the TiVo's IR receiver. Nuts! Hack for an Autistic TiVo Eye | PVRblog posted by Christopher Null | 12:11 PM 7.10.2004 I learned to cook watching Smith (hot pan + cold oil = food won't stick; always use the back of the knife to transfer food from a cutting board into a pan). It's too bad about the groping scandals. I always wondered what became of the charges. Yahoo! News - TV's Frugal Gourmet Jeff Smith Dead at 65 posted by Christopher Null | 1:00 PM Please somebody make a techno remix out of this! Stupid, Inappropriate Commissioner - July 9, 2004 posted by Christopher Null | 12:41 PM And they all lived happily ever after. Alien in 30 seconds with bunnies. posted by Christopher Null | 12:31 PM The dangerous lives of writers... Yahoo! News - American Editor of Russian Forbes Killed posted by Christopher Null | 11:40 AM 7.09.2004 This gets really freaky in the end... Fingers and Holes in Cornstarch and Water (download video) posted by Christopher Null | 6:39 PM 7.08.2004 You gotta play it... it's exactly like the classic game from your youth. NULL: 1 HIBBERT: 0 
Dark Tower Flash Game - Version 2.1 My advice: Get the healer! posted by Christopher Null | 1:04 PM 7.06.2004 OK, this is stupid but it made me laugh so hard I cried. Rock Paper Saddam posted by Christopher Null | 3:05 PM 7.04.2004 8/10 MSN Encarta - Quiz - Presidential Trivia posted by Christopher Null | 10:45 PM 7.03.2004 I think they mean "wrod processing." Word Processing & Eidting posted by Christopher Null | 9:25 PM 7.02.2004 I was sure this headline was going to lead to a much different explanation of the contents of the photo. TheNewMexicoChannel.com - Family - Red-Light Camera Busts Cheating Wife posted by Christopher Null | 9:52 AM 7.01.2004 Jenny Turpish Slapped Me: Quizzes - Better Personality "You are an SRDL--Sober Rational Destructive Leader. This makes you a mob boss. You are the ultimate alpha person and even your friends give you your space. You can't stand whiners, weaklings, schlemiels or schlemozzles. You don't make many jokes, but when you do, others laugh out loud. They must. People often turn to you for advice, and wisely. You are calm in a crisis, cautious in a tempest, and attuned to even the finest details. Yours is the profile of a smart head for business and a dangerous enemy. You have a natural knack for fashion and occupy a suit like a matinee idol. Your charisma is striking and without artifice. You are generous, thoughtful, and appreciate life's finer things. Please don't kick my ass." posted by Christopher Null | 9:16 AM If you drive a Prius, should you really be smoking? posted by Christopher Null | 9:06 AM |
|
|
|
|
|||||||||||
|
 |
||||||||||||||
|
|||||||||||||||
