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Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur.


6.30.2004  

It's that last half hour that really kills ya.

WPVI.com: Great Burger Challenge in PA

posted by Christopher Null | 9:18 AM


6.29.2004  

And by the way, what's up with giving me a hand mirror to watch the drilling in my mouth? I don't want to see that. I want to see as little of that as possible. I would pay extra NOT to see that. The fact that it's offered deeply, deeply disturbs me, but hey, I guess some people are into gore -- even if it's their own freakin' body.

posted by Christopher Null | 2:06 PM
 

Which is worse: A numb mouth from 5 shots of Novocain or the aching feeling afterwards from 3 fillings? Put simply, this sucks.

posted by Christopher Null | 12:03 PM


6.27.2004  

Forget 1895, I'm not sure I could pass 8th grade today!

8th Grade Exam: Could You Have Passed the 8th Grade in 1895?

posted by Christopher Null | 7:42 PM
 

God I hope she sues. Please sue. Please sue!

New York Daily News - Home - Daily News Exclusive: Valedictorian who ripped school denied diploma

posted by Christopher Null | 1:47 PM


6.26.2004  

Three scary words: Ebert on orgasm.

New York Post Online Edition: gossip

posted by Christopher Null | 9:03 AM


6.25.2004  

78 meters

Die Wagenschenke - Das Partyzelt am Albanifest in Winterthur.

posted by Christopher Null | 2:11 PM
 

A disconcertingly high 7/10

Quiz: Hair Bands of the 1980s

posted by Christopher Null | 10:09 AM
 

Police say he is "mentally disturbed"... hmmm.

Puppy prevents Canadian killing spree. 25/06/2004. ABC News Online

posted by Christopher Null | 10:02 AM


6.23.2004  

Requiem for a giant. I've been to Comdex, oh, about six times. 2003 was smaller than your typical Linux show in San Jose. Comdex used to comprise, in effect, all of Las Vegas, for close to a week. Out with a whimper. It won't be back. CES is now king.

Organizer cancels Comdex 2004 | CNET News.com

posted by Christopher Null | 9:02 PM
 

They were shocked to find photographs of the man's genitals sitting on their drinking cups, bottles and food.

TheDenverChannel.com - News - Teen Cheerleaders Shocked Over Sex Photos

posted by Christopher Null | 11:25 AM


6.22.2004  

Perv.

The Official Countdown Site to Hermione's 18th Birthday

posted by Christopher Null | 10:05 PM
 

Staten Island sez: Suits are for losers.

SILive.com - Staten Island Advance - At graduation, parents get a dressing down

posted by Christopher Null | 2:35 PM


6.21.2004  

Do not try crazy adventures!

Yahoo! News - Castro Warns Bush Against Launching Attack

posted by Christopher Null | 7:13 PM


6.18.2004  

Very, very, very cool. Turn any photo into a giant rasterized version.

The Sect of Homokaasu - The Rasterbator

posted by Christopher Null | 7:11 PM
 

Separated at birth #6 (is it #6?)


Chris Imlay


Ian Holm (aka Bilbo Baggins)

Height advantage: Baggins.

posted by Christopher Null | 10:51 AM


6.17.2004  

Spotted at the CostCo dining center:

WHEN IN DOUBT, THROW IT OUT!

People laugh at me for stocking up at CostCo, but that's a company with principles!

posted by Christopher Null | 3:33 PM
 

Braaaaaaaaaaaaaains!

Straight Dope Staff Report: When the zombies take over, how long till the electricity fails?

posted by Christopher Null | 10:06 AM


6.15.2004  

I knew there was something fishy about Salt Lake City...

A nude model, five bodies and the Mormon assassination plot attempt

posted by Christopher Null | 10:52 AM


6.14.2004  

Wow.

Va. Tells Men: No Sex With Young Girls (washingtonpost.com)

posted by Christopher Null | 7:31 PM


6.13.2004  

Neat. I think I read all of these.

The Two Things

posted by Christopher Null | 10:11 PM
 

I've got a killer name for a comedy website or other throwaway web venture. The domain is available, but I've got too many domains as it is. Email me if you want to know the awesome name of this website that will have millions of visitors dying to witness the witty clacks of your witty keys.

posted by Christopher Null | 8:41 PM


6.12.2004  

DINNER 6/12/2004
Entree: King crab legs (steam in salt water for 8 minutes)
Wine: 1993 Burgundy, Volnay Clos de la Bousse d'Or 1er Cru
Dessert: a Sno-Ball (pink)

posted by Christopher Null | 9:39 PM


6.10.2004  

Gizmodo's greatest ever prose: A description of the New York Times "Circuits" section:

"a retarded child waking from a coma would marvel at a flower, or toilet paper"

Circuits Discovers USB

posted by Christopher Null | 2:19 PM


6.08.2004  

When Reagan Died, the Nation's Obituary Writers Were in the Desert -- and Out in the Cold

posted by Christopher Null | 3:50 PM


6.07.2004  


Is this me?

Portrait Illustration Maker - Let's make an original icon!!

posted by Christopher Null | 9:56 PM
 

Separated at birth #5?


Robert Strohmeyer


Harry Potter

posted by Christopher Null | 5:12 PM
 

If you always wanted to own a little piece of Christian Slater, now's your chance.

eBay item 6903306976 (Ends Jun-10-04 18:00:00 PDT) - 2009 Christian Slater's Star Wars X-Wing Fighter

posted by Christopher Null | 11:03 AM


6.05.2004  

Missing: "Tin roof! Rusted!"

retroCRUSH: The Top 50 Song Parts of All Time

posted by Christopher Null | 11:14 PM
 

Seems totally wrong, but see if it doesn't say something about you...

BBC - Science & Nature - Leonardo - Thinker quiz

Intrapersonal thinkers:
Spend a lot of time thinking about and trying to understand themselves
Reflect on their thoughts and moods, and work to improve them
You understand how your behaviour affects your relationships with others

Other Intrapersonal thinkers include
Sigmund Freud, Gandhi, Grahame Greene

Careers which suit Intrapersonal Thinkers include
Psychologist, Teacher, Pilot, Child care worker, Explorer, Drama therapist

posted by Christopher Null | 9:35 AM


6.03.2004  

Taking punishment to "the next level" -- simply awesome

eBay item 8107675670 (Ends May-31-04 09:10:22 PDT) - Selling Son's Beloved Play Station 2 For Punishment!

posted by Christopher Null | 6:35 PM


6.02.2004  

Memo to New Jersey: SECEDE.

Teachers' decision to drink on field trip peeves parents

posted by Christopher Null | 9:15 PM
 

WRITER WANTED

MUST HAVE:
Car, love of heavy metal

NOT REQUIRED:
Writing ability, understanding of deadlines

Writer for On-line Music Magazine

posted by Christopher Null | 1:42 PM
 

posted by Christopher Null | 1:13 PM


6.01.2004  

The new comments should have read, "My pants are falling down." (see photo)

Insults secretly added to yearbooks

posted by Christopher Null | 2:47 PM

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