Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur.
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5.28.2004 Utter genius! (Starz promotes Gigli as so bad "you know you want to see it." Oddly Enough News Article | Reuters.com posted by Christopher Null | 4:50 PM 5.26.2004 Cajun style! (seeking translation... anyone know Korean?) Korean Popeyes commercial posted by Christopher Null | 6:26 PM What I like to eat for breakfast -- while I'm driving my car -- is a nice ear of corn on the cob. Eat it like it's a popsickle, with one hand, vertically. These are the things you see when you drive in San Francisco. These are the things that make you wish you had a camera phone. posted by Christopher Null | 9:00 AM 5.25.2004 looks like we scared those headhunters i hope they don't come back Compy 386!! posted by Christopher Null | 2:21 PM 5.24.2004 In the immortal words of Jack Lemmon: You are a shithead. At least KCBS had the stones to report the story about its own plane running out of gas and creating a traffic jam on the freeway. During rush hour. Smooth move! KCBS Traffic Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Running Out of Fuel posted by Christopher Null | 10:34 PM Chris Seibold is the weirdest guy that ever reviewed my book. MyMac.com: publishing since 1995 posted by Christopher Null | 9:12 PM Boy, that's a keeper. Five Finger Fillet Crazy Game. Be careful not cutting your fingers :-) posted by Christopher Null | 4:12 PM Separated at birth #4? 
A jolly Christina Empedocles 
Tea Leoni posted by Christopher Null | 11:06 AM Your new must-stop daily visit. Gahr-un-teed! PeopleFallingOver.com - People Falling Over! posted by Christopher Null | 10:34 AM 5.22.2004 Find out when you are at your most tired using this handy online quiz. Who knew I'm at my worst at 4:15 in the afternoon? www.knackerfactor.co.uk posted by Christopher Null | 8:55 AM 5.21.2004 Eyewitnessed on the road #2: Expedition in front of me ignores red light that's been on for a LONG time, blows on through to complete a left turn, encounters Honda Element coming through the intersection on a green light. Crunch, fender bender. They both pull over, into the bus stop area, where Expedition can start apologizing. Immediately, a giant double-car bus comes plowing through the intersection behind the Element. He can't stop in the bus lane since it's occupied, so he just stops in the middle of the street. Pickup truck is also trying to get through the intersection, but his lane quickly becomes occupied by the ginormous bus. Crunch, fender bender #2. The street is now clogged with four vehicles all wedged together. It's maybe the most polite and certainly the most idiotic auto accident I've ever seen. The light turns green (I've been stopped at the intersection the whole time, watching this quietly unfold), and as I pull away from the pack of morons I start to wonder if I shouldn't have honked my horn with the Expedition plowed through the red light. Could all of that have been avoided? Best not to dwell on it. It gave me something good to write about, for once. posted by Christopher Null | 1:37 PM You've seen the grape lady video. Now hear the remix! posted by Christopher Null | 9:56 AM Awesome. First time I've been the source for a Snopes urban legend debunking. (See the extended quote located about halfway down the page.) Urban Legends Reference Pages: Inboxer Rebellion (Andy Kaufman) posted by Christopher Null | 9:01 AM 5.20.2004 Spam of the day: Call Out Gouranga Be Happy Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga Say Gouranga My Friend Gouranga....That which brings the highest happiness (no links, no nothing) posted by Christopher Null | 8:20 PM File under: Kooky. gmail swap: the swaps posted by Christopher Null | 7:17 PM 5.19.2004 This tool is clogging up traffic down here with a seminar this morning. Who is this guy? Can he possibly fill the Cow Palace with his GET MOTIVATED 2004 message? Sadly, all the people heading to hear Tom speak need to get a little more motivated ... they're freakin' late! Welcome to Tom Hopkins International, The Builder of Sales Champions. posted by Christopher Null | 8:42 AM 5.18.2004 
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5.17.2004 Now that's dedication to your craft. WFTV.com - News - Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline posted by Christopher Null | 2:27 PM 5.16.2004 Win free shares in Google! Guess the Google IPO Price and Win Shares posted by Christopher Null | 9:02 PM 5.15.2004 Apple? MSNBC - Gwyneth Paltrow gives birth to daughter posted by Christopher Null | 1:11 PM 5.14.2004 Freakin' classic. Why you should never put your picture on the Internet ... posted by Christopher Null | 11:39 AM From a spammer's unsubscribe WEB PAGE ... "If you are not interested in buying or selling used motion picture equipment, please type the word remove in the subject line and send this email back to us. Our Extractor software will add you to the remove list. We have a new program that recently pulled names out of our computer 'C' drive, not from the internet. Your name may have been in this drive. Please note that we do not want to send any unwanted advertisements or Spam to anyone. There is no point to this activity." posted by Christopher Null | 8:49 AM 5.13.2004 Get to callin'! The Payphone Project posted by Christopher Null | 1:13 PM 
T-Shirt Design Center posted by Christopher Null | 11:45 AM 5.12.2004 
You are Marijuana!Laid back, dreamy, and maybe a little stinky from skipping a shower. You rather hang out on the couch watching That 70s Show than go clubbing. All you need is a big joint, TV, and some Twinkies covered in chocolate syrup! What Drug Are You? More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva posted by Christopher Null | 6:43 PM "The verb is like a weed in a field of flowers," he said. "You have to get rid of it to allow the flowers to grow and flourish." Telegraph | News | 'Fictitious' author publishes the first book without verbs posted by Christopher Null | 1:24 PM I've linked this before, but my friend Pableaux's experience at the famous Big Texan is worth a fresh read. The Big Texan Challenge posted by Christopher Null | 11:07 AM 5.11.2004 Buy a real T. Rex skeleton for $100,000! Bonhams & Butterfields - Areas of Collecting - Natural History - Introduction posted by Christopher Null | 3:59 PM Spotted on a city street: Large woman, riding shotgun in an old-model caddy, freely smoking on the remnants of a joint via a roach clip. Looked real happy about it. Woot! posted by Christopher Null | 9:20 AM 5.10.2004 "Save them. Eat them." Yahoo! News - Whale Wok, Burgers Seek to Lure Dulled Appetites posted by Christopher Null | 4:20 PM Defenestration is a fine fine word indeed. Merriam-Webster Online posted by Christopher Null | 1:06 PM Another lookalike 
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Frasier's Peri Gilpin posted by Christopher Null | 8:38 AM 5.09.2004 Zmuda told me, flat out, that Kaufman was really really dead. LA Weekly: Features: Uncle Andy's Fun Afterlife posted by Christopher Null | 9:52 PM 5.08.2004 Under 45? Get registered! DRAFT REGISTRATION: United States Armed Forces posted by Christopher Null | 8:51 PM 5.07.2004 
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I've now become tired of Moore's shenanigans to the point where I don't really care what he has to say. More fuel for the fire to his critics, who claim his "documentaries" are filled with fabrications. Michael Moore admits it's all a ruse posted by Christopher Null | 10:27 AM 5.06.2004 Waxing (male). Digital Artist posted by Christopher Null | 7:13 PM Another Future Network USA separated at birth??? 
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James Coburn posted by Christopher Null | 1:47 PM 5.04.2004 
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5.03.2004 My most recent clip, a guide to homebrewing for the extreme novice. Silicon Valley Home - Brew It Yourself posted by Christopher Null | 10:30 PM Includes disturbing photo. Russian Museum to Exhibit Rasputin's Penis posted by Christopher Null | 7:31 PM 5.02.2004 
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Head on over to Joe-Mammy.com and check out a new interview with yours truly. I think I'd had one glass of vino too many, hence all the profanity. Apologies in advance. Christopher Null, Grand High Poobah of filmcritic.com posted by Christopher Null | 1:45 PM 5.01.2004 Thanks to Chris Seibold for this HIGH-larious video. Compfused.com - Not The Best Idea posted by Christopher Null | 9:05 PM The cat Sat on The mat (from Dead Poets Society, if memory serves) { a burst of light }: Poem On Your Blog Day posted by Christopher Null | 12:48 PM |
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