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Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur.


3.31.2004  

Neat trick.

(put your mouse over his face)

posted by Christopher Null | 6:41 PM
 

"I cannot see a real difference between a library that places a photocopy machine in a room full of copyrighted material and a computer user that places a personal copy on a shared directory linked to a P2P service."

Damn, that's a good way of putting it!

TheStar.com - Court rejects music lawsuit

posted by Christopher Null | 6:36 PM


3.30.2004  

Gummi bear experiment tips

I've heard from a number of folks (including the Discovery Channel) who are having trouble replicating the experiments herein. Here are some pointers. Believe me, there is no Photoshop trickery involved -- I haven't the time or the ability to phony up such a picture!

> Use cool or cold water! Hot water will melt the Gummi bears immediately (producing the brown goo showin in experiment #2). Remember, Gummi bears are basically very dense Jell-O. The goal is to get the bear into as much of a Jell-O'ed state as possible.

> We are using "Trolli" brand bears. Other brands may behave differently.

> Wait. It will take a few hours before you see the initial swelling. You'll have a well swollen bear if you wait overnight. After about 3 days, the bear starts to disintegrate.

> Plain water works best. We've tried other liquids, like tea and cold coffee, but nothing soaks into a Gummi as good as plain old water. (Hard or soft water may affect your results, however.)

> Have fun. Please folks, this is not serious stuff.

posted by Christopher Null | 9:15 AM


3.29.2004  

Fun with Track Changes...

[strike out]

posted by Christopher Null | 10:41 PM
 

Here's an over-the-weekend experiment of about 10 Gummis in room temperature water. At some point they start to slowly melt and merge, though not fully like in experiment #2. Look closely at the green bear at the bottom of the glass and you can still see the arms and legs poking out a bit. (In related news, my "coffee-soaked Gummi" experiment was summarily removed by the janitorial staff.)


Soaking credit: Dylan "Evil" Tweney

posted by Christopher Null | 11:49 AM


3.27.2004  

Jon Ronson's investigation of the Stanley Kubrick estate is about as epic as one of Kubrick's own movies.

Citizen Kubrick

posted by Christopher Null | 12:42 PM
 

Moira Hahn sends photos of her own candy experiment... somewhat more ambitious than the Gummis (which, by the way, are soaking over the weekend for some additional experiments)...





posted by Christopher Null | 11:42 AM


3.26.2004  

Gummi experiment #2: Melt 10 Gummi Bears together inside a champagne glass, then resolidify in the refrigerator.


Soaking credit: Roger "Tino" Hibbert

posted by Christopher Null | 1:28 PM
 

The mind-bending effect of soaking a Gummi Bear overnight in water. Unsoaked bear shown for scale.


Soaking credit: Steve King, Mobile PC managing editor.

posted by Christopher Null | 10:05 AM


3.25.2004  

Funny guy.

Cancel the 2005 Academy Award, the contest is over.

posted by Christopher Null | 2:41 PM


3.23.2004  

Separated at birth?


TINO


ROGER (w/ prosthetic limb)

posted by Christopher Null | 11:15 AM


3.22.2004  

No comment.

Modern Drunkard Magazine Online

posted by Christopher Null | 10:07 PM
 

And it was at an art movie.

Man beats another in shushing incident

posted by Christopher Null | 2:33 PM


3.20.2004  

I had some of the best Tri-Tip in my life courtesy of a sample handout at a wine tasting today. I went back for four more pieces... here's who did the cooking.

P.J.'s Gourmet, Makers of the Original Stroh Ranch Marinade

posted by Christopher Null | 9:12 PM


3.19.2004  

This is the end, beautiful friend.

Writing Work Lost to India Outsourcing Deal

posted by Christopher Null | 2:25 PM


3.18.2004  

Aggravating Flash game.

fan_and_ball

posted by Christopher Null | 6:51 PM


3.17.2004  

She stole me pot o' gold!

posted by Christopher Null | 9:22 PM
 

At long last, here are the answers to the aforementioned quiz.

The Village Voice: Film: Answers to the World's Hardest Movie Quiz by Michael Atkinson

posted by Christopher Null | 4:14 PM
 

LIMOZEEN lives on Strong Bad's 100th email!

Compy 386!!

posted by Christopher Null | 1:06 PM


3.16.2004  

The two large girls at the movies... for 30 minutes beforehand, they talk about one subject: food. Where they go to lunch, what they eat at lunch, when they bring their lunch, how often they bring their lunch, what they bring, what kind of rice they have in the burritos at the cafeteria, how you can bring your own seasoned salt into the movies to keep the salt even on the popcorn.

There is also some minor discussion of Scrabble; one of the women, when her friend has run off for snacks, is reading The Official Scrabble Dictionary. Reading it, like a novel.

During the movie, they eat the whole time, from a big bag. Apples, candy bars, and Gatorade, as near as I can tell.

posted by Christopher Null | 10:27 PM
 

Bahahaha!

SoCal city falls victim to Internet hoax, considers banning items made with water

posted by Christopher Null | 10:13 AM


3.14.2004  

"Negative reviews are a part of life, and manufacturers have to live with it." Applies equally to magazines... though vendors have a lot easier time pushing around websites, which have fewer resources to defend themselves with.

V I P E R L A I R .com - Change your content, or else

posted by Christopher Null | 9:20 AM


3.13.2004  

It's true!

how to Take good photos

posted by Christopher Null | 8:16 PM


3.12.2004  

Finally, someone else agrees with me about the heat.

Yahoo! News - Top Stories Photos - AP

posted by Christopher Null | 3:55 PM


3.11.2004  

CALLER: [In a jovial manner] It's Adam Sandler!

Crazy, Random "Chris Rock Thing"

posted by Christopher Null | 2:01 PM
 

A driver in Schenectady, New York, was arrested last month after rolling past police with a DVD titled "Chocolate Foam" playing on the passenger-side sun visor in his Mercedes-Benz, authorities said.

CNN.com - XXX-DVDs a new hazard for drivers - Mar 10, 2004

posted by Christopher Null | 10:12 AM


3.09.2004  

When they replace a Subway with a Quizno's, is that a good thing?

posted by Christopher Null | 10:34 PM
 

A longer and more involved quiz... I'm closer to the Dalai Lama than anyone else on their little chart.

Your political compass
Economic Left/Right: 0.75 (slight right wing)
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -3.33 (heavily libertarian)

The Political Compass

posted by Christopher Null | 10:30 PM


3.08.2004  

83: You are a medium-core libertarian, probably self-consciously so. Your friends probably encourage you to quit talking about your views so much.

Libertarian Purity Test

posted by Christopher Null | 9:12 PM
 

Very sad day.

Spalding Gray found dead

posted by Christopher Null | 6:30 PM


3.07.2004  

If you know of a way to stop having San Francisco's Independent thrown in your driveway, let me know.

Yahoo! News - Mich. Town Gives Up Free Paper 'Litter' Case

posted by Christopher Null | 9:14 AM


3.06.2004  

I changed my mind on an Amazon order 30 seconds after hitting the Place My Order button, wanting to upgrade to a slightly better model. Too late, says Amazon, that order is "being processed and cannot be changed." WTF?

posted by Christopher Null | 6:40 PM


3.05.2004  

I will appeal the verdict and continue to fight to clear my name. I believe in the fairness of the judicial system and remain confident that I will ultimately prevail.

www.marthatalks.com

posted by Christopher Null | 2:42 PM
 

I would love to see how podunk San Francisco's subway is on this map... about 8 pixels square.

world subways

posted by Christopher Null | 11:53 AM
 

CUERVONATION, The Caribbean, March 5 /PRNewswire/ -- The tiny eight-acre island of CuervoNation is presenting cash-strapped Los Angeles with the opportunity of a lifetime. In an effort to help shore up the reported $250 million budget shortfall next year -- and because the people of Los Angeles epitomize the fun, witty and mischievous personalities of CuervoNation citizens -- the freethinking nation is offering the city of Los Angeles $1,000,000 for the opportunity to place a giant "CuervoNation" sign next to the famed Hollywood sign on Mt. Lee for one year.

posted by Christopher Null | 11:06 AM


3.03.2004  

This just in from New Line Cinema:

March 3, 2004

Up-to-the-minute awards and box office information on our films, as well as other items of interest across the company

NEW LINE CINEMA'S THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING SWEEPS OSCARS WITH 11 WINS AT 76TH ANNUAL ACADEMY AWARDS®

That's on the cusp, folks!

posted by Christopher Null | 12:54 PM
 

Schroeder
You are Schroeder!


Which Peanuts Character are You?
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posted by Christopher Null | 10:01 AM


3.02.2004  

No, it doesn't have anything to do with the head being heavier or anything.

Toss Out the Toss-Up: Bias in heads-or-tails: Science News Online, Feb. 28, 2004

posted by Christopher Null | 9:08 AM


3.01.2004  

Bag the blob.

Did you ever wonder what it would be like to see a water balloon pop in space?

posted by Christopher Null | 8:42 PM
 

Worth a click, at least. If you buy a copy, let me know.

Amazon.com: Books: Bhutan: A Visual Odyssey Across the Last Himalayan Kingdom

posted by Christopher Null | 1:50 PM

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