Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur.
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1.30.2004 Yeah, it's pretty freakin' hard. The Village Voice: Film: World's Hardest Movie Quiz 2004 by Michael Atkinson posted by Christopher Null | 10:17 PM Dig! virtual archeologist posted by Christopher Null | 6:59 PM 1.29.2004 It's what's for dinner. SUPER MODEL MEAT SPORTS posted by Christopher Null | 6:47 PM 1.28.2004 This is a very long but worthwhile story... check it out. Confessions of a Car Salesman posted by Christopher Null | 8:15 PM 1.27.2004 The scene at Jamba Juice: Woman walks in, shouts to all the customers, "Does anyone have a cigarette!?" This is Jamba Juice... posted by Christopher Null | 6:30 PM 1.23.2004 544.7 smack the pingu!!! (Yes i ripped it) posted by Christopher Null | 10:39 PM 1.21.2004 Beware the maid. Today I come home from work and the power is out in the study. All the computers are dead, the DSL modem is out, the UPSes are completely drained. There's a known problem with power surges and vacuum cleaners... but no circuit breaker is tripped. What has gone on here? And more importantly, how much is this gonna cost me to fix? posted by Christopher Null | 9:55 PM 1.20.2004 I've spent 10 of the last 30 hours on airplanes, so allow me to complain for one short moment. I've discovered a nifty way to get exit row seating (no, I'm not sharing), but in this instance it backfired. I'm in row 12, and it looks like I'm going to get the whole thing to myself. But even as I approach the row, I know something is wrong... namely, that it starts to reek of B.O. by about row 9. I already see where it's coming from: the headbanger-looking crew in row 13. It's bad enough, but right before takeoff a flight attendent enthusiastically offers one of my seats to the guy in the middle of row 13. Gulp. The stink is overpowering. Midway into the flight, that sour vinegar stench turns into something like alcohol-doused charcoal, and by three hours it smells like raw sewage. Now I'm starting to notice something odd about this man... he's hairy and large -- maybe 220, 6'2"? -- and dressed in flannel and khakis, but the fingernails are long and I'm getting some odd vibe. The long hair isn't a giveaway, and the face certainly isn't either, but it's a telltale accessory that gives it all away -- a tiny, dainty watch on the left arm. This is a woman! Now I have never, ever seen a woman look so unwomanly, but more to the point, I have never, ever smelt a woman that stank so badly. I know flight attendants sometimes have to eject people for smelling too bad... you don't upgrade them to the exit row! Anyway, that aside, I've never been more happy for the odor of "teriyaki chicken sandwiches" pervading a plane, if only for a few short minutes of non-stank bliss. That is all. posted by Christopher Null | 10:12 PM 1.18.2004 For those who want to subscribe the easy way, Mobile PC is available via Amazon ($12 for a year... cheap!) Amazon.com: Mobile PC [MAGAZINE SUBSCRIPTION] posted by Christopher Null | 2:54 PM 1.17.2004 For relaxing times... Lost in Translation Movie Fansite: Translated Suntory Scene posted by Christopher Null | 10:40 PM Now that's a little funky Crossing filmcritic.com with The Register posted by Christopher Null | 8:01 PM Not only can these Canadians not tell the difference between a lion and a cat, they just can't get their headlines proofread either. DailyBulletin.com - News posted by Christopher Null | 5:02 PM 1.16.2004 Hey Spuddy, you still out there? posted by Christopher Null | 7:32 PM 1.13.2004 "Spuddy" has always been a favorite of mine... Spalding come back to us! (Not mentioned in this story is the issue that in addition to his many maladies, Gray's skull was cracked and suffered nerve damage in a car accident in 2001. Yahoo! News - Actor-Writer Spalding Gray Reported Missing in NY posted by Christopher Null | 10:52 AM What I always knew... Bullies often Mr Popular at school, study finds - www.smh.com.au posted by Christopher Null | 9:28 AM 1.11.2004 They must really not want to hire anyone worthwhile. This is perhaps the worst job advertisement I've seen in ages. Edit this job ad to apply! (HTML, Content and Layout skills needed too) posted by Christopher Null | 7:48 PM 1.10.2004 God this little movie made me laugh so hard... Flabber.nl :: Gebroken arm posted by Christopher Null | 4:32 PM 1.06.2004 Soup ain't good food after all. Yahoo! News - FDA Warns Campbell's on Soup Preparations posted by Christopher Null | 11:51 AM 1.05.2004 This is probably my daughter in another 2 years. 7-year-old gets stuck in stuffed animal game machine posted by Christopher Null | 6:58 PM 1.04.2004 Am I the only one that finds the Sex in the City plot with Mikhail Barishnikov and Sarah Jessica Parker reallllly creepy? posted by Christopher Null | 9:07 PM Lots of fun for those of us that miss the Sunday comics "what's different about these 2 pictures" game. Picture Pyramid posted by Christopher Null | 3:04 PM I despise Amazon's new "search inside the book" feature. Why? Because searching for any keyword now brings hundreds of novels in which that word as mentioned. I don't care if Change Me into Zeus's Daughter: A Memoir has the word homebrew in it on page 166. I want a freakin' book about brewing beer! posted by Christopher Null | 9:22 AM 1.03.2004 I'll hear nothing further about my parenting abilities. Yahoo! News - Anger Over Australia Crocodile Hunter's Baby Stunt posted by Christopher Null | 7:39 PM I made the mistake of mixing cement with my hands yesterday -- which made them dry to the point of being painful. The solution, which I record here for posterity, is to scrub your hands with vinegar -- though if you have any nicks and cuts on your fingers, be ready for a little pain. posted by Christopher Null | 12:48 PM 1.02.2004 I guess he is a real Tom Sawyer. Yahoo! News - Rush Guitarist Arrested in Florida posted by Christopher Null | 3:06 PM I dreamed last night that, in the wake of the revelation that vegetarians can die of Mad Cow disease, scientists discovered that simply smelling infected meat cooking on a barbecue could give you the disease. Shouldn't have had Beef Wellington last night... posted by Christopher Null | 8:51 AM |
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