It’s that last half hour that really kills ya.
June, 2004
...now browsing by month
Tuesday, June 29th, 2004
And by the way, what’s up with giving me a hand mirror to watch the drilling in my mouth? I don’t want to see that. I want to see as little of that as possible. I would pay extra NOT to see that. The fact that it’s offered deeply, deeply disturbs me, but hey, I guess some people are into gore — even if it’s their own freakin’ body.
Tuesday, June 29th, 2004
Which is worse: A numb mouth from 5 shots of Novocain or the aching feeling afterwards from 3 fillings? Put simply, this sucks.
Monday, June 28th, 2004
Forget 1895, I’m not sure I could pass 8th grade today!
8th Grade Exam: Could You Have Passed the 8th Grade in 1895?
Sunday, June 27th, 2004
God I hope she sues. Please sue. Please sue!
New York Daily News – Home – Daily News Exclusive: Valedictorian who ripped school denied diploma
Friday, June 25th, 2004
Police say he is “mentally disturbed”… hmmm.
Puppy prevents Canadian killing spree. 25/06/2004. ABC News Online
Thursday, June 24th, 2004
Requiem for a giant. I’ve been to Comdex, oh, about six times. 2003 was smaller than your typical Linux show in San Jose. Comdex used to comprise, in effect, all of Las Vegas, for close to a week. Out with a whimper. It won’t be back. CES is now king.
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2004
They were shocked to find photographs of the man’s genitals sitting on their drinking cups, bottles and food.
TheDenverChannel.com – News – Teen Cheerleaders Shocked Over Sex Photos
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2004
Staten Island sez: Suits are for losers.
SILive.com – Staten Island Advance – At graduation, parents get a dressing down
Friday, June 18th, 2004
Separated at birth #6 (is it #6?)
Chris Imlay
Ian Holm (aka Bilbo Baggins)
Height advantage: Baggins.
Thursday, June 17th, 2004
Spotted at the CostCo dining center:
WHEN IN DOUBT, THROW IT OUT!
People laugh at me for stocking up at CostCo, but that’s a company with principles!
Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
I knew there was something fishy about Salt Lake City…
A nude model, five bodies and the Mormon assassination plot attempt
