Utter genius! (Starz promotes Gigli as so bad “you know you want to see it.”
May, 2004
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Wednesday, May 26th, 2004
What I like to eat for breakfast — while I’m driving my car — is a nice ear of corn on the cob. Eat it like it’s a popsickle, with one hand, vertically. These are the things you see when you drive in San Francisco. These are the things that make you wish you had a camera phone.
Tuesday, May 25th, 2004
In the immortal words of Jack Lemmon: You are a shithead. At least KCBS had the stones to report the story about its own plane running out of gas and creating a traffic jam on the freeway. During rush hour. Smooth move!
KCBS Traffic Plane Makes Emergency Landing After Running Out of Fuel
Monday, May 24th, 2004
Boy, that’s a keeper.
Five Finger Fillet Crazy Game. Be careful not cutting your fingers :-)
Saturday, May 22nd, 2004
Find out when you are at your most tired using this handy online quiz. Who knew I’m at my worst at 4:15 in the afternoon?
Friday, May 21st, 2004
Eyewitnessed on the road #2:
Expedition in front of me ignores red light that’s been on for a LONG time, blows on through to complete a left turn, encounters Honda Element coming through the intersection on a green light. Crunch, fender bender. They both pull over, into the bus stop area, where Expedition can start apologizing.
Immediately, a giant double-car bus comes plowing through the intersection behind the Element. He can’t stop in the bus lane since it’s occupied, so he just stops in the middle of the street. Pickup truck is also trying to get through the intersection, but his lane quickly becomes occupied by the ginormous bus. Crunch, fender bender #2.
The street is now clogged with four vehicles all wedged together. It’s maybe the most polite and certainly the most idiotic auto accident I’ve ever seen.
The light turns green (I’ve been stopped at the intersection the whole time, watching this quietly unfold), and as I pull away from the pack of morons I start to wonder if I shouldn’t have honked my horn with the Expedition plowed through the red light. Could all of that have been avoided?
Best not to dwell on it. It gave me something good to write about, for once.
Friday, May 21st, 2004
You’ve seen the grape lady video. Now hear the remix!
Friday, May 21st, 2004
Awesome. First time I’ve been the source for a Snopes urban legend debunking. (See the extended quote located about halfway down the page.)
Urban Legends Reference Pages: Inboxer Rebellion (Andy Kaufman)
Friday, May 21st, 2004
Spam of the day:
Call Out Gouranga Be Happy
Gouranga Gouranga Gouranga
Say Gouranga My Friend
Gouranga….That which brings the highest happiness
(no links, no nothing)
Wednesday, May 19th, 2004
This tool is clogging up traffic down here with a seminar this morning. Who is this guy? Can he possibly fill the Cow Palace with his GET MOTIVATED 2004 message? Sadly, all the people heading to hear Tom speak need to get a little more motivated … they’re freakin’ late!
Welcome to Tom Hopkins International, The Builder of Sales Champions.
Monday, May 17th, 2004
Now that’s dedication to your craft.
WFTV.com – News – Man Arrested After Motel Room Is Coated In Vaseline
