Paranoia. Hypochondria. Delusions of Grandeur.
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7.31.2003 Take this cool person test. I scored a 97%! posted by Christopher Null | 9:01 PM 7.28.2003 San Jose is bad. That's my interpretation anyway. posted by Christopher Null | 9:38 AM 7.26.2003 Oddest fortune cookie message I've ever gotten: "Trust him, but still keep your eyes open." (Actually we got 2 fortune cookies, both with this message.) posted by Christopher Null | 2:43 PM 7.25.2003 First thing you'll want to do with those gift certificates is buy a wig, sunglasses, and some clothes. posted by Christopher Null | 12:16 PM 7.23.2003 Ripped from today's press releases (and sure to appear as "news" on Yahoo)... Are You Mac Enough to Rock the Mike? McDonald's(R) Hosts Big Mac(R) Freestyle Rap Competition; Finalists to Battle But will the Hamburgler represent? Robble robble. posted by Christopher Null | 2:57 PM 7.21.2003 Driving home from Seabiscuit tonight, I saw a license plate that I thought was worthy of note: "MR WET." As I pulled closer, I realized the gold frame was obscuring the real message: "MR WEI," which is far far less interesting. posted by Christopher Null | 10:49 PM Worth checking in on from time to time... these guys may not be stupid (as their URL suggests) but they are undoubtedly crazy. posted by Christopher Null | 10:10 AM 7.20.2003 You know, I was just warming up to Joel Stein's column on the back page of Entertainment Weekly, and now it's gone. No explanation. (I like "Stupid Questions," too, but what gives?) posted by Christopher Null | 5:14 PM 7.18.2003 Hysterical hoax, but sounds so familiar... posted by Christopher Null | 10:57 PM Ipso Facto Potterus. posted by Christopher Null | 1:31 PM 7.15.2003 When we say "STICK A CORK IN IT!" we aren't kidding. 
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7.14.2003 If Time reviews my book, I'll remove this link. P.S. Lame! posted by Christopher Null | 10:56 AM 7.11.2003 Hey, who doesn't like a rainbow? posted by Christopher Null | 10:11 AM 7.09.2003 Bizarre email from out of the blue... The final sentence is what makes it worthwhile. Greetings from eBay, Our records show you have applied to eBay within the past 6 months. eBay has recently changed resume tracking vendors and will no longer have your resume on file. eBay continues to be interested in having your information available for future job opportunities. Please re-submit your resume by linking to: www.ebaycareers.com. The new system allows job seekers to maintain an applicant profile, create personal job search agents and streamlines the application process. We apologize for the inconvenience and hope you find our new process easy to use. Thank you in advance for your continued interest in a career at eBay. Please note: If you are currently interviewing at eBay or are in direct talks with an eBay recruiter, please resubmit your resume to ensure our system contains your most recent information. If you are already currently employed at eBay, please disregard this message. The eBay Staffing Team posted by Christopher Null | 8:37 PM 7.08.2003 Looking for storage for the road? This exhaustive feature I wrote for PC World should help you out. posted by Christopher Null | 12:01 PM 7.06.2003 In other news, I go back to the ol' Day Job tomorrow -- details to come as they are available to the public. Anyway, if you're looking for me, send me an email. Because there's nobody home. posted by Christopher Null | 8:56 PM Man, I was way off base on this one. posted by Christopher Null | 8:55 PM 7.05.2003 Only today did I bother to wonder what Mad Libs was supposed to mean. Clever. How are elementary-school kids supposed to get that? posted by Christopher Null | 11:05 AM 7.03.2003 Oddity: Did a minor computer install today downtown in a mid-level floor of a mid-level office building. Next door to the anonymous office: the Venezuelan consulate. posted by Christopher Null | 8:31 PM 7.01.2003 I am impressed by the subject lines spammers are using these days. Much more likely to get me to dig it out of my junk folder than the usual "�x�W�̦⪺�����Pop�Z." Some recent fave subject lines that "got me" to look: "You left your jacket" "Ya know what I heard" "aida" "One last question" "dog Null" "Re: I am pissed off" FYI, 4 are for penis enlargement; 2 are for porn sites posted by Christopher Null | 12:54 PM |
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