Is this spam? If so, it’s not very good spam. If it’s a pitch, it’s even worse.

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Dear Editor: – finances

I propose a set of financial biographies

of professionals.

I served as an administrative assistant

in this regard, took notes on financial

decisions, and earned a doctorate in a

related field. Thank you < R.g

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Little Zoe managed to smack me with her little flailing arms last night, gouging my eye with her little baby fingernails. This hurt like you wouldn’t believe and now it’s just sore, as my cornea is clearly scratched. That’s 2 injuries now.

What, what, what is the point of THIS (from my phone bill):

Additions & Changes

Activity on 415 xxx-xxxx

Order 11477165

Monthly Service Charges

Added to Monthly Service from Dec 24, 2002 thru Jan 12, 2003

Partial

Description Qty Month One-Time Amount

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2-09 Federal Universal Service Fee 1 .25 .25

.42 Per Month

Removed from Monthly Service from Dec 24, 2002 thru Jan 12, 2003

Partial

Description Qty Month One-Time Amount

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2-10 Federal Universal Service Fee 1 .25- .25-

.42 Per Month

Order 66666666

Monthly Service Charges

Change in Monthly Rate from Dec 31, 2002 thru Jan 12, 2003

Partial

Description Qty Month One-Time Amount

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2-11 Rate Change 1 .00 .00

Federal Universal Service Fee

.01 Per Month

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Total for Monthly Service Charges .00

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Total for 415 xxx-xxxx .00