The Bird is the Word

Written by Christopher Null on August 26th, 2010

Spotted in Glen Park right outside my window… can anyone ID what kind of bird this is? A hawk of some kind from the looks of it.

Finger Jerky, Perhaps?

Written by Christopher Null on August 23rd, 2010

You know after you remove a Band-Aid that’s gotten soaking wet: That white, wrinkly, squishy look that your skin gets where it’s been covered up? They need a really good name for that.

Wash Your Hands

Written by Christopher Null on August 12th, 2010

It’s gonna get dirty out there.

We have a bleak window of maybe 10 years, where we are going to have to use the antibiotics we have very wisely, but also grapple with the reality that we have nothing to treat these infections with.

Best Laid Plans…

Written by Christopher Null on August 10th, 2010

Thought I’d spend a few minutes adding a plug-in to Drinkhacker.

2 1/2 hours later, it’s added… and the whole site is redesigned. Jesus!

About That Clerk Position…

Written by Christopher Null on July 12th, 2010

I have a soft spot for this spam/virus I just received. In fact, I love it.

Ill

Written by Christopher Null on July 9th, 2010

Taking my first sick day in months… can’t remember the last time, actually. It’s amazing how being ill can totally derail all your plans, make everything suddenly take a back seat to your recovery, and delay everything you have going on. And at the same it can be liberating: No one expects you to get anything done when you can barely get out of bed.

Like John Waters’ Moustache

Written by Christopher Null on June 18th, 2010

Can someone explain to me why some otherwise attractive women pluck their eyebrows down to pencil-thin lines? It is the scariest thing on earth.

Perhaps This Is Why My Drain Is Slow

Written by Christopher Null on June 10th, 2010

Plumber: “How did the water drain before?”

Me: “…”

Can. Not. Wait.

Written by Christopher Null on June 8th, 2010

Did You Know?

Written by Christopher Null on May 27th, 2010

Did you know?*

> Wolverine died.

> Cars are faster than bikes.

> If a car hit us: No car.

> I can do a handstand on a chair.

> Justin Bieber is a teenager.

*Facts courtesy of my four-year-old son as related during a single 15-minute car ride.

Planes, Trains, and Vaporettos

Written by Christopher Null on May 24th, 2010

Just back from 8 glorious days in Italy… jet lagged like nobody’s business, but replete

Thinking about all the forms of travel required to get from here to Florence, around Tuscany, to Venice, back to Florence, and back to San Francisco. Looks a bit like this (not including copious amounts of time spent on foot):

taxi, plane, bus, plane, taxi, taxi, car (rental), car (friend), car (rental), taxi, train, boat(s), train, taxi, plane, taxi

All that’s missing is the rickshaw!

Best Interview Ever

Written by Christopher Null on May 6th, 2010

Never before has one man (me) said so little about so much.

On Garner Road interview

It’s Like Skype But With Typing?

Written by Christopher Null on April 26th, 2010

My 7-year-old attempts to explain what email is to my 4-year-old:

“It’s like texting with a computer.”

The scary thing is that the 4-year-old understood.

Sometimes Sleeping Is Hard

Written by Christopher Null on April 26th, 2010

Had insane dreams last night. People (even some dead ones) from the distant past playing major roles. Espionage and hitmen after me, holed up in a hotel room. My kids were overgrown to 5’6″ tall (but still 4-7 years old).

Things got so weird I was woken up and told that I was having a crazy dream, then went back to sleep.

But that was part of the dream, too.

The hitman/hotel story continued where it left off.

Still not sure if I’m up.

The Other Pan Flute

Written by Christopher Null on April 13th, 2010

The worst hold music of all time is now official: HSBC. A three-minute loop of what sounds like Zanfir played on a $30 keyboard. Key change!

Upside-Down Celeb Heads

Written by Christopher Null on April 2nd, 2010

This is the scariest thing I’ve ever seen.

And My Yahoo! News RSS Feed…

Written by Christopher Null on April 1st, 2010

Is here.

http://rss.news.yahoo.com/rss/christophernull

Yahoo! News Tech Blog Now Live

Written by Christopher Null on March 22nd, 2010

My first post at Yahoo! News is now up for your reading pleasure:

Google shuts off service in China: What does it mean for us?

Find my daily musings in the blogroll here (still filed under “The Working Guy“).

Already Against DST

Written by Christopher Null on March 14th, 2010

Kid (circa 6pm): “When is it going to be night time???”

Me: “November.”

Farewell, Yahoo! Tech

Written by Christopher Null on March 12th, 2010

Now redirecting to Yahoo! News, Technology section.

My blog should be reappearing there shortly… when I have an ETA on that I’ll post it here.